Harold George #29: Paying For It
How many times have you had to pay for something your kid broke? Man, I remember me having to pay for DVD players, cameras, even televisions, if not draw something for someone cause my kid decided to touch something he wasn't supposed to. I probably lost my hair because of it. It's either that or the chemicals I put on it when I was younger. I can't quite figure it out, in any case, I try not to carry cash on me because of that same reason.
...and that's the artist truth.
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